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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Last Evacuation Drill

XYZ Office : A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees
are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within
3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins
passed........................
..........5 more mins passed.

Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With melting
heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a
last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While
moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are layed off & all their
belongings will be  couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this
approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in


thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office". 

Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.

1 comment:

THE DYNAMIC NATURE Faheem said...

Hi! It gives pain in the heart when you hear about the lay off of the sole breadwinner of the family. All their dreams getting shattered.