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Showing posts with label happy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label happy. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Life is little bit of Fun & lots of Tragedy

Some say when you love thinks around you, you will enjoy and be happy with what you have.

Some say when you are satisfied with what you have then you will not have worries.

One day you might have felt that you are the most happiest person in the whole world... But soon you would felt that your are very unluckiest person in the world...

This is how life goes on, when you expect something, you will never get it... but when you decide to leave it away... after few days or months... which ever you expected earlier will come to you automatically...

Life is always puzzle, no one know what will happen next. Except GOD... source of everything in the world.. Hope GOD give me a change soon...

Monday, November 3, 2008

Sad news but its true

1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a
baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman;
they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
produce a baby.

And lastly...


9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the
right baby.